She is smoking hot.  There is no doubt about that.  Now every fourteen old kid around the country can sneak his dad’s SI Swimsuit Issue and marvel at the beauty of Brooklyn Decker.  Marveling, yeah, that’s what they will be doing.

Any who, these young men and old alike would very much like to thank you, Mrs. Decker.  You brighten a great deal of men’s days with your smile…  All the other stuff doesn’t hurt, either.